Obstacles and Excitations

by Grey

Omake: Milly's Side Story!

Elsewhere that night...

The big girl at the corner table asked for yet another drink, so the bartender poured her a club soda with lime, just as he had for the seven previous drinks in the hours since midnight. Before the sodas, she'd had enough of the house special to stun a hearty Thomas, and he'd been worried enough to replace her drinks with something innocuous.

Even so, she didn't seem to be sobering up at all. Her voice wavered across the bar, loud but unsteady, and the bartender was thankful that most of the patrons had already gone home. Those few who remained would look up and blush on occasion, whenever Milly's words could be deciphered, but no one seemed overly upset at her presence. She was much too friendly a person to attract anyone's ire, even tonight.

"Aa, no!" Milly enthused, "You have to -" this next bit was unintelligible - "while you're sucking!"

The bartender winced. It had been like this for hours. Milly'd been fine early in the evening, but at some point she'd decided to hold an impromptu sexual advice seminar with the coatrack in the corner.

This wasn't too unusual - Milly often did odd things when drunk - but for the life of him, he just couldn't figure out why she kept calling the coatrack "Senpai"...